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Largest Insurance Industry: 14,388thMost Conservative: 20,699th
The Republic of
Moralistic Democracy
This is a terrible nation
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Good

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Terrible Farming Nation 1169

Population2.113 billion

Currencyterrible money
Animalterrible animal

The Republic of Terrible Farming Nation 1169 is a massive, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.113 billion Terrible Farming Nation 1169ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 24.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Terrible Farming Nation 1169ian economy, worth 101 trillion terrible monies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 47,834 terrible monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath, and the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Terrible Farming Nation 1169's national animal is the terrible animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Terrible Farming Nation 1169 is ranked 233,096th in the world and 8,677th in Lazarus for Highest Food Quality, scoring 9.01 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 14,388thTop
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Most Conservative: 20,699th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 632nd in the regionMost Conservative: 908th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Terrible Farming Nation 1169, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
  • : Following new legislation in Terrible Farming Nation 1169, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath.
  • : Following new legislation in Terrible Farming Nation 1169, the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits.
  • : Following new legislation in Terrible Farming Nation 1169, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".
  • : Following new legislation in Terrible Farming Nation 1169, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets.
  • : Following new legislation in Terrible Farming Nation 1169, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society.
  • : Following new legislation in Terrible Farming Nation 1169, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
  • : Following new legislation in Terrible Farming Nation 1169, serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed.
  • : Following new legislation in Terrible Farming Nation 1169, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums.
  • : Following new legislation in Terrible Farming Nation 1169, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes.

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